From Sprint Boner to Mountain Boner and everything in between. Celebrating the peculiarity of the EuroCycling Scene whereby it seems that it's customary in the peloton to see who can be photographed with the biggest boner.

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Oh hello. :P Alex Rasmussen on the podium. 
Couldn’t get any better photos, the cheeky bugger kept putting his hands in the way. 

Oh hello. :P Alex Rasmussen on the podium. 

Couldn’t get any better photos, the cheeky bugger kept putting his hands in the way. 

Nov 1st, 2013

Thor He Win In Poland

God Oh War Manowar. Thank you for winning something at last. I now get the excuse to post this again! God Of Thunder. He held up his hammer!!!!

Jul 30th, 2013
ruthiedatabase:

How come no one said anything about the white outfits, yet?
via TdF Facebook

ruthiedatabase:

How come no one said anything about the white outfits, yet?

via TdF Facebook

Jun 30th, 2013
May 20th, 2013
Who does this belong to then?

Who does this belong to then?

Feb 8th, 2013
Cavenboner in the peloton!

Cavenboner in the peloton!

Feb 5th, 2013

Shame there’s no rain in the desert, with those outfits.  

Feb 4th, 2013

Friday Fabian

Alas, there was almost no more BITP as of this morning, since I nearly got knocked down by a car this morning. Oh yes, person from Surrey you’d be upset. Happily I only got shouted at by the man in his car. Damn Manchester traffic. It’s Friday, and who comes out on Friday?

That’s right, everyone’s favourite arrogant, alcoholic, who happens to be one of the most beautiful men to get one leg over  Andy Schleck a saddle. Fabian Cancellara. 

See, look at his hair. He could give Boy a few tips, if he had his clippers with him. 

And here he is again, 

Shameless! One was under the impression that this blog examined the potential girth of a Peter Sagan boner. Well, we don’t mind Fabian, as long as we can watch. 

Feb 1st, 2013
Team presentation of BDC Marcpol (continental team from Poland)
What on earth do we have here? 

Team presentation of BDC Marcpol (continental team from Poland)

What on earth do we have here? 

Jan 26th, 2013

On Season

Is it the on season yet? Give it a few months yet. Ultimately the off season has been quiet in the form of boner photos, those pelotonic philanderers being on not quite so much testosterone as before. 

OMG! The Tour de France will go right past my house (well the main road) in 2014 to Littleborough in the Pennine Hills. Fabian better watch out, he might get used to seeing the inside of my wardrobe otherwise. 

Aditional thoughts which occured to me in the off season, besides planning the kidnap of Fabian Cancellara. In no particular order.

1. Why does the wider public not know that all cyclists when not riding a bike are taking drugs and having sex with each other? Work colleagues appeared shocked when Oprah weighed in to the argument. (Literally, given her girth.)

2. Where is Fränkie Schleck? Answers on a post card. 

3. Does Bradley Wiggins EVER go away? He’s on the television, on the bloody radio, having crashes with women at petrol stations. Etcetera.

4. A slightly dubious thought and one no one will get properly- there is a man who sits in the next office to me at work. I can see him but he can’t see me. He’s the spit of Bloody Wiggins. He rides a bike to and from work, we’ve christened him Sideburns and one day we pulled up the blinds and he waved to us. All that and he feeds his colleague, artfully named comb-over, biscuits all day. Who is this man and would be like to be on BITP?

Jan 21st, 2013